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The Great Book of Office Idiocy: A Collection of The Diary of an Office Idiot Stories

Joe Hill

Published June 16th 2014
ISBN :
Kindle Edition
116 pages
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GUARANTEED TO LAUGH OUT LOUD!If youve ever worked in an office you may have come across some of the hilarious characters in this side-splitting collection of The Diary of an Office Idiot stories wrapped up into one bumper edition.Here’s whatMoreGUARANTEED TO LAUGH OUT LOUD!If youve ever worked in an office you may have come across some of the hilarious characters in this side-splitting collection of The Diary of an Office Idiot stories wrapped up into one bumper edition.Here’s what readers have said about these office idiocy episodes:SUCH A GOOD LAUGH!!!“I loved this book. Gave me good laughs till my wife gave me concerned looks! In a few chapters (the hotel incident), it was like I have to put away the book otherwise I wont be able to breathe.TOO FUNNYIf you have ever had to work collections you will certainly identify somewhat with the main character. The story will leave you in stitches!YOW!Ever worked in sales? Ever had the customer from HELL? This book will entertain and amaze you! It is TOO FUNNY!FUNNY AND ENGAGINGI wasnt sure what to expect from this book. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that the characters were interesting and seemed realistic, I hated to see it end. I highly recommend this book!TOO FUNNYDo you work in an office? Do you work in an office with idiots? If so you will know these characters. This guy has a great sense of humor and it would seem has probably spent some time working in an office with a bunch of people. Good READ!FUNNY!I like these stories a lot. Fun, easy to read. Too bad he has only published a few books :/SUPERBThis was super funny, I loved it!FUN!I really enjoyed the book, only wished it was longer...reminds me of lots of my co-workers...and bosses! I look forward to more storiesEXCERPT FROM THE BIG BOOK OF OFFICE IDIOCY:…Doris went as white as a sheet and stuck her fingers in her ears and closed her eyes and began to hum Please Release Me to block out the awful sounds she was hearing.“Oh god!” The Boss could be heard howling breathlessly. “I’m coming!”“Oh god-oh-god-oh-god–“ Tara Simmons wailed back at him in the throes of passionate ecstasy.“Aaaarrrrrgh!” growled The Boss like a wounded beast.“Oh god-oh-god-oh-god, oh, oh, oh, oooooooohhhh,” screamed Tara Simmons.And then suddenly everything was silent except for the sound of very heavy breathing.“Jesus,” Stan Smith muttered under his breath. “I didn’t know the old bastard had it in him!”“My life is over,” Jones muttered and banged his head on his desk.Tara Simmons emerged from The Boss’s office fifteen minutes later. Jones marveled that her two-piece light grey business suit with its short skirt riding up those beautiful thighs looked as pristine as ever. Not a blond hair was out of place. Her red lipstick was perfect, and there was a sparkle in her eye and a spring in her step. She smiled at Audrey as she swept past her desk but the older woman merely gave her a frosty stare.“Next time,” Audrey said through gritted teeth. “Make sure the intercom is off before starting your… shenanigans!”Tara raised an eyebrow quizzically, then realized what had happened. She shrugged her elegant shoulders, gave a soft, tinkling laugh, and swept through the considerable length of The Maze with her head held high.The male members of the entire sales staff – as well as a few eager lesbians – suddenly broke into spontaneous applause.“Shall I slit my wrists now or later?” Jones muttered…